Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj. Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was. Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you? Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted? Santa: Because they both wanted it that way. Banta: Don't understand... Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!
Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea? Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!