T.T.: Ticket Dikhao. Santa: Aa Lo Ji. T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai. Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!
Santa was sitting alone in a coffee shop. A beautiful lady came and asked, "If you don't mind, can I sit here?" Santa: No. Lady: Why? Santa: Because I have mind!
Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends. Santa: There's a solution for it. Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me. Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
Santa bought a deodrant stick. He read instructions dry carefully. "Remove cap and slowly push up the bottom." Santa is now in pain but his farts smell lovely!
Santa Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Gaya Usne Socha Kyun Na Ladki Se Angrezi Mein Baat Ki Jaaye.. Santa: English Chalegi? Ladki (Sharmaate Huye Boli): Ji Bhujiya Aur Namkeen Saath Ho Toh Desi Bhi Chalegi...!
Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai... Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena!