Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then!
Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night. Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hai. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy? Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased. Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
Santa: Some people tell me to be myself. Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem. Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!