Santa: Crime figures show that your car is most likely to be stolen when it's parked outside your house. Banta: Yeah, I know. But mine would never be stolen. Santa: Why? Banta: I park it outside my neighbour's house!
Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible. Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity! Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market. Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store. Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast. Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe. Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries! Happy Karwa Chauth!