Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing? Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
Police: Knock Knock! Santa: Who's there? Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk. Santa: How many are you? Police: We are three. Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?
Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home. Banta: So you got the number? Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa was confused after his marriage. He didn't know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night. After a lot of courage, he asks his wife, "I hope your folks are aware that you're going to stay overnight with me?"
Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table. Plumber: Sir when did you notice it? Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!