Santa: My wife is a very careful driver. Banta: How do you conclude that? Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground. Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"
Dear Sreesanth, My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal? Your Confused Fan, Santa
Santa: Doctor, everybody thinks I am mad. Doctor: But why? Santa: Because I like omelettes. Doctor: There's nothing wrong with that. Even I like omelettes. Santa: Really? Come I'll show you my collection!
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me. Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she's not talking to me!