Santa: I'm trying to become a vegetarian like Bengalis. Banta: So what all do you eat? Santa: I'm only eating seafood, like prawn, lobster and drowned chicken!
Santa: My wife worships me. Banta: Why do you say so? Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!
Santa complained to the police, 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: How's that the thief did not take the TV? Santa: I was watching TV news.
Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit. Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!
Completely irked, Jeeto was waiting for Santa at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume", snarled Jeeto, "That there's a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at eight o'clock in the morning!" "There is", said Santa. "Breakfast!"