santa jokes in urdu

Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!

Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 6,7
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 8,9,10
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!

Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him?
Bcoz he hated growing popularity of Santa and Banta.

Doctor: ऑपरेशन चल रहा है।
CA: Audit चल रहा है।
MBA: Marketing चल रही है।
Santa: Fogg चल रहा है।

Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?"
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Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

Jeeto to Santa on Valentine's day, "What is 10 years with me?"
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is Rs 5,000 to you?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: OK! Give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!