Santa: Doctor, my wife is running a temperature. Doctor: Is she hot? Santa: Well, with a little make-up and short shirt...
Santa: Last night, I had a fantastic dream about Katrina Kaif, Sonakshi Sinha and Priyanka Chopra. Banta: Wow! Then what happened? Santa: I beat them all at Monopoly!
Santa: After watching "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" last night, I had a disturbed sleep. Banta: What happened? Santa: This morning I dreamed someone was shouting, "On your marks, get set, go!" And I woke up with a start!
In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife". Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her!
Celebrating their sliver wedding anniversary , Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?' Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades!
Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment. Banta: That's really weird. Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!