A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?" Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"
Santa: My nephew asked me what marriage was like! Banta: So what did you tell him? Santa: I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it!
"Wake up!" shouted Jeeto to Santa. "What's the matter?" said Santa. Jeeto: You're talking in your sleep again. Why don't you control yourself? Santa: All right! We'll make a bargain. You let me talk when I'm awake and I'll try to control myself when I'm asleep!
Banta: I really believe you have stopped your worrying. What brought about the changer? Santa responded cheerfully, "My troubles are more real than they used to be"!