Pappu Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Gujar Gaya! Pappu: Ab Main Yah Roti Nahin Khaaunga! Santa: Kha Le Beta Chuhe Ne Kaun Si Chappale Pahni Hui Thi!
Santa: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Bhaiya Se 20 Nambar Kam! Santa: Bhaiya Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Ji 20!
Pappu Feel Ho Gaya To Santa Use Daant Raha Tha Santa: Tum Is Bar Bhi Fal Ho Gae Ho Aaj Tak Tumne Kabhi Mera Sir Uncha Kiya Hai Kya? Pappu: Ek Bar Sote Vakt Aapke Sir Ke Niche Takiya Rakha Tha Vo Bhul Gae Aap
Pappu: Papa Meri Ticher Kitni Mast Hai Na? Santa: Beta Techer Maa Saman Hoti Hai Pappu: Aapko To Hamesha Apni Hi Khushi Dikhai Deti Hai
Santa Aur Jeeto Ki Ladai Ho Gai Aadha Din Chupchap Gujarne Ke Bad Jito Santa Ke Paas I Aur Boli "Is Tarah Jhagadate Achche Nahi Lagte Ek Kam Karte Hain Thoda Aap Samjhauta Karo Thoda Main Karti Hu" Santa: Thik Hai Kya Karna Hai? Jito: Aap Mujhse Maafi Maag Lo Aur Main Aapko Maaf Kar Deti Hu