Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this? Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world. Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth? Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking? Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
During a text message conversation: Pappu: I love you. Girl: Iloveyoutoo. Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar? Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga. Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga?
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins. Teacher: Now, why would he do that? Pappu: It was his lunch money!