pappu jokes in english

Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!

Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!

Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!

During Maths Class:
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!

Girlfriend: Will you marry me?
Pappu: Yes.
Girlfriend: When?
Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!