Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now? Pappu: That depends. Teacher: It does? Depends on what? Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!
Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me. Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed?
Pappu: I am really fed up. Bunty: What's the matter? Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!
Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married. Bunty: How do you know? Pappu: I've asked them!
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady. Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee? Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
The moon was shining brightly. "Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend. Girlfriend: But I've never kissed a man. Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!