pappu jokes in english

Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!

Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!

Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!

Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.
Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana!

Pappu went to Police Station.
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
Inspector: Kab Se?
Pappu: Bachpan Se!

Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!