"Pappu Pappu" "Yes Papa" "Watching movies?" "No Papa" "Watching videos?!" "No Papa" "Show me Browser History" "Ha Ha Ha!"
Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind. Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?
A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?" Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects. Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky? Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself. Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it? Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Bunty: Really bad, What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!