Pappu Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Gujar Gaya! Pappu: Ab Main Yah Roti Nahin Khaaunga! Santa: Kha Le Beta Chuhe Ne Kaun Si Chappale Pahni Hui Thi!
Adhyapak: Hips Par Nibandh Likho? To Pappu Apni Pant Khol Kar Dekhne Laga! Bittu: Madam Ji Pappu Ne Gid Khol Rakhi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko 10 Aur 5 Rupaye Raste Men Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 10 Rupaye Ka! Pappu: Isliye Aap Par Jok Bante Hai Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte The!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!
Master Ji Pappu Ka Lunch Kha Gae! Master: Beta Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahin Bataoge N? . .. ... Pappu (Masum Avaz Men Bola): Ji Main Kah Dunga Kutta Kha Gaya!
Generation Gap(Pidhi Antral) Ki Had: Pappu: Papa Mujhe Ek Apal Aur Ek Black Bairi Chahiye! Santa: Kinnu Da Mausam Hai Puttar Kinnu Kha Kinnu!