Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself. Bunty: What was it? Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
Pappu: A very frightening woman comes in my nightmares and scares the hell out of me. Nirmal Baba: Stop watching Lady Gaga music videos, Kripa Ho Jaye gi!
Maths teacher to Pappu, "If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up? Pappu: Whose pant is it?
Teacher: Pappu, if your father could save Rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have? Pappu: A new iPhone for me!