Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ? Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!
Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder. Bunty: Is she really that beautiful? Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit. Bunty: Quite interesting, But how? Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car. Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words? Jeeto: Yes, of course. Pappu: He didn't say a word!
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6? Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market. Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!