Teacher: You're always late in class. Do you sleep late at night? Pappu: I go to sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I sleep early or I sleep late?
Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" Bunty: Then what happened? Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979".
Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed. Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex. Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping her!
Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5. Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one". The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!
To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered Benigno Bergamini Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!