Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta. Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
Pappu: Excuse me, but I don't think I deserve a 'Zero' mark for this exam paper. Teacher: Neither do I, but it is the lowest that I can give.
Pappu: Our teacher has a bad memory. Jeeto: How come? Pappu: For 3 days, she asked us how much is 6 and 6. We told her it was 12.She still doesn't know.Today she asked us again!
Jeeto: Let's practice Maths. We start with additions. Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies & 2 chocolates. What's your answer? Pappu: Luv u baby, Mmmuuaaahh...
A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him. Pappu: Are you serious? Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it? Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.