Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na... Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu. Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky. Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!
Pappu: I can tell the future. Bunty: Really? Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts. Bunty: What is it? Pappu: Love all!
Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 6,7 Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 8,9,10 Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola, "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"