Teacher: What is Life Cycle? Pappu: It's Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike... then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car... because of that we develop a tummy and join the Gym. In the Gym, they again give you a cycle... this is called a "Life Cycle"!
Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi? Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!
Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever. Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai? Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!