Sindhi: Oye Tu Vahan Kone Men Kyon Baitha Hai? Pathan: Sardi Bahut Hai N Isliye Sindhi: Sardi Hai To Kone Men Kya Tapmaan Jyada Hai? Pathan: Ha Tumhe Nahin Pata Kona 90 Digri Ka Hota Hai
Agar Ladkiyan Paraya Dhan Hain To Ladake Kya Hain? Nahin Pata Kya? Main Batata Hu . . . . . . Ek Nambar Ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Lagi Rahati Hai
Ek Pagal Diary Likh Raha Tha: "Aaj Meri Bahan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahin Ladka Hoga Ya Ladaki Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Nahin Pata Ki Main " . . . . . . "Mama Banunga Ya Mami"
Full Gir Jate Hain Jab Aap Aate Ho; Full Gir Jate Hain Jab Aap Aate Ho; Aji Jara Dhyan Se Chala Karo; Gamlon Se Kyon Takrate Ho?
Naukar: Malik Kal Raddi Ki Tokari Men Dasdas Ke Do Not Mile The Malik: Maine Hi Unhen Fenka Tha Vah Asali Nahin Hain Naukar: Isiliye To Vapas Kar Raha Hu
Jin Nazron Se Ham Aisi Garmi Men "Child Biar" Ko Dekhte Hain; Agar Unhi Nazron Se Apni Garlfrend/Bivi Ko Dekhen To Brakap/Talak Ki Naubat Kabhi Nahin Aag!