Pappu: I'm through with that girl. Bunty: Oh, why? Pappu: She asked me if I danced. Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that? Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me!
Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full. Pappu: But, mummy, what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes. Bunty: Yeah, quite right. Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius!
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades in the last exams? Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
Jeeto: What did your father say when you smashed the new car. Pappu: Shall I leave out the swear words? Jeeto: Yes, of course. Pappu: He did not say a word!