Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain. Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off. Bunty: Did you use the opportunity? Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
दादी: लगता है उस लड़की को लकवा हो गया है, एक हाथ उठा हुआ है और मुँह पिचक गया है। पप्पू: नहीं दादी, वो Selfie ले रही है।
Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him? Bcoz he hated growing popularity of Santa and Banta.
Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer? Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth.