Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms. Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation? Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba Teacher: Didn't get you. Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the S!