Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail. Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling.
Pappu: My neighbours loved the music a lot, that I played last night. Bunty: How can you say that? Pappu: When I turned it up, they invited the police to listen to it!
Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?" Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!