jokes in urdu

कुछ छोटे बच्चे तो इतने 'Cute' होते हैं कि उन्हें देखने के बाद...
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उनकी 'Mummy' को देखने का मन करता है।

Teacher: Name the four seasons.
Pappu: Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Vinegar.

Lecturer: What do you get if you cross an elephant with the internet?
Pappu: I don't know, but it would be e-normous.

Girlfriend: I can't marry you, I am one year elder to you.
Pappu: I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.

Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning?
Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.

Jeeto: What did you learn at school today?
Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.