Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two.
Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing? Pappu: I am drinking this whisky. Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol. Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
Pappu: Please give 500 rupees. Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees. Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it.
Jeeto and Santa to Pappu, "We have been wanting to talk to you". Pappu: What's it? Parents: You have really become disobedient off late. Pappu: Mom and Dad, it's no being deal. Even I wanted to tell you that from now on, either it's my way or Norway!
Pappu, while fillng out an application form comes across a question, "If there's an emergency, notify ---". He asks Bunty as to what shall he fill in it. Bunty: Your parents' name. Pappu: Isn't it better if I put 'DOCTOR', what're my parents going to do?