Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai? Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!
Kuch Logon Ki Soch Dekh Kar Unse Puchne Ko Dil Karta Hai Ki... . . . . . . . . Aap Bhad Mein Khud Jaoge Ya Drop Karke Aaye!
Clicking Selfie: Girls - Brushes hair Pouts Smirks Brushes hair Boys - Bhai Jaldi Khich Le Hansi Aa Rahi Hai!
Bike Pe 4 Log Ja Rahe The. Policeman: Triple Sawaari Mana Hai Aur Tum 4 Log Baithe Ho! Santa Peeche Muda Aur Bola, "Saalon Paanchwa Kahan Gir Geya?"
Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota. Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti? Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
दिन रात मुझे मेसेज कर-कर के ऐसा कर दिया तुम लोगों ने मुझे ज़ालिम; . .. ... घर की घंटी भी बजने पर मोबाइल उठा लेती हूँ!