Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon? Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do! Pleaseee...
Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot. Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun! Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
Difference between a Lover and a Friend: Lover: Jaan, please drive safely and slowly. . . . . . . . Friend: Bhagaa Saale Bhagaa , Aage Innova Mein Ek Number Item Baithi Hai!