jokes in urdu

Pappu: Hey dad! How do you spell accident?
Santa: Y... O... U...

Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.
Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!

While filling a form:
Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?
Santa: Too long.

Pappu: What's green and has wheels?
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Teacher: Pappu, tell about Newton's 3rd law of motion.
Pappu: Ma'm, I know just the last part of it.
Teacher: Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu: And this is called Newton's 3rd law of motion!

Pappu: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bunty: Dunno.
Pappu: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!