Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge. Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
हँसी के लिये गम कुरबान, ख़ुशी के लिये आँसू कुरबान, दोस्त के लिये जान भी कुरबान और अगर दोस्त की Girlfriend मिल जाए तो... . . . . . . . साला दोस्त भी कुरबान!
Girlfriend: I can't marry you, I am one year elder to you. Pappu: I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart. Bunty: Why do you say so? Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
Pappu: My girlfriend has left me. Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reson for ditching you? Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back.
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two.