Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar. Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar. Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi. . .. ... Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon!
Life of a college student: Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi, Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi, Cell Hai - Balance Nahi, Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi, Exam Hai - Tension Nahi, Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life: 1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll 2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll 3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you. Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
Awesome answer given by a girlfriend when her boyfiend asked her for a kiss. . . . . . . . . . Karlo!
Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!