Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No. It's my wife's first husband!
Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai? Banta: Nahi Toh! Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai! Happy Valentine's Day!
GirlFriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, de ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo, pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki, uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo.
One Man Coming in Bar Man: One Vodka Price Bar Man: Rs. 5/- Sir Man: What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please? Bar Man: Rs. 7/- Sir Man: Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner? Bar Man: No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend Man: Whats He Doing With Your Girlfriend? Bar Man: The Same Thing That Im Doing to His Business Here.
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?