Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed. Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad. Bunty: That's weird. But still, how? Pappu: I don't have an iPad.
Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you".
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Pappu brought 3 cousins, 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.
Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow. Pappu: Happy birthday in advance! Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me? Pappu: What do you want? Girlfriend: A 'Ring'. Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!