To show off to his friends, Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant. Pappu: What would you like to drink? Girlfriend: I guess I'll have a Champagne. Pappu: Guess again!
Pappu: My girlfriend admitted to me that she's been cheating. Bunty: That's really sick. Pappu: Not really. I told her that as long as her teacher didn't notice it, she's fine!
Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex. Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping her!
Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!
Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie, "Let's hope it's something we've seen"!
To impress his girlfriend, Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered Benigno Bergamini Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!