Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 10 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!
Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha, "Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?" . . . . . . . . . . Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho. Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day; Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti; Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti; Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
A boy calls her girlfriend: Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun. Boy: Wow! Love you so much! Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein? Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!