Hospital mein ladka aur ladki baat kar rahe thhe. ladki: “aaj meri hert surgery hai” ladka rote hue: “dont worry janu, i love you” girl : “i love you too …” itna kah kar ladki operation theater mein chali jati hai after surgery when girl woke up, she saw only her dad was next to her bed girl gabrate hue: “where is he?” dad: “don’t you know who gave you the heart?” girl: “what..?? nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (and starts crying)” dad: “just kidding.. bathroom karne gaya hai“:d:d
Tabhi tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag ke gaya aur bola"jahan panah ek upaay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka. mein agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri g##nd to naahi katwa denge na. akbar bola "jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo but meri begum ko bacha lo." phir kya tha tansen ne phat se jodha bai ko pakda, uske kapde fade aur mammey bahar nikal kar chhosne laga. poore ke poore choos dale. birbal ne ye baat suni to uski g##nd se maano rocket guzar gaya. man hi man sochne laga bh#nch#d kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar me nang dhadang jaana padega. usne khoob socha, baal khujlaye lekin no idea. g##nd jab khujayee to idea l#nd ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya. agle din darbaar laga, akbar ne sabke samne tansen ki tareef ki aur kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to jahan panah aaj r#ndwe hote aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote. tansen on the other hand cud not wait for birbal to make an appearance. khushi ke maare pagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab birbal bhare darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to akbar sharm se paani paani ho jayega, yesss. aur wo birbal ke g##nd pe itne hunter maarenge ki birbal ki 7 pushte muh se hagegi. tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi, sabne dekha ki birbal nanga hokar, apna l#nd haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai. bas phir hona kya tha akbar gusse se laal ho gaya "birbal ye kya gustakhi hai? teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki." birbal bola "haye jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya mere l#nd pe." akbar bola "oh my god, tansen ja choos birbal ka l#nd":d:d
To bhaiyon yeh baat hai akbar ke zamane ki. usne 9 chutiye paal rakhe the. popularly known as his 9 ratans!!! birbal aur tansen me bada competition raha karta tha. ek din gusse me aake tansen kehta hai ki "ab faisla ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada akalmand hai? main shart lagata hoon ki main jodha bai ke mammey choos sakta hoon" birbal ki has has ke g##nd me dard ho gaya. kehta hai ki "agar tune aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha mein main nangaa aaunga" bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart. tansen gaya bazaar ek sapere ke paas. kehta hai ki"bhai, mujhe ek saanp chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ke hona chahiye". saanp khareed ke tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehta hai "beta sappu uske tang pe kaat". to sappu putle ke taang pe jake das leta hai. aise hi training karte karte sappu tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang, haath, gala, ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai. jahan bhi tansen isharakarta, sappu waha das leta. training karke sappu ab taiyar ho gaya big day ke liye. ab baat aisi thi ki akbar aur jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me sair ke liye nikalte the. agle din subah tansen bhi apne sappu ke saath bageeche me ja pahuncha aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya. jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikal ke zameen pe chhod diya aur ishara jodha bai ke mammon ki taraf karke bola. "beta sappu dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani ke mammon ko." sappu phat se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh ke, mansal jangho se gujer ke ch#t ko par kar ke seedha ja pahunchta hai mammon ke beech vali khai me vaha se plan ke mutabik seedha left turn le ke chadh jata hai top pe aur ek second mein saali ko das leta hai nipple pe! jodha chikhne lagi "arey jahanpanah kuchh keriye" akbar to paagal ho gaya"arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saanp ne dasliya koi bachao"
Ek baar akbar , birbal aur akbar ki begum bagiche mein ghoomne jaate hai ghoomte ghoomte woh ek ped ke niche aate hai . akbar : " birbal , humko begum ke saath kuch waqt bitana hai to tum ped ke upar jaakar bait jao" toh birbal jaakar ped ke upar bait jaata hai. thode samay ke baat. birbal : " jahapana main upar se sab dekh raha hoon aap mere samane rani ko chod nahi sakte" akbar : "yeah tum kya keh rahe ho main kaha rani ko chod raha hoon" birbal : "nahi jhoot mat boliye aap khud yaha aakar dekhiye shaayad yeh jaaduyi ped hai " asliyat main akbar nichr kuch bhi nahi karta rahta hai phir bhi woh ped ke upar jaata hai . doosre taraf se birbal niche aakar begum ka g##ndmarta hai . akbar : "arey! birbal tum sahi kehte ho yeah jaduyi ped hai yaha se aisa lagta hai ki koi rani ka ch#d raha hai "
Very sad love story 1 ladki or ladka car se ja rhe the ladka 1 sms’ladki ko krta ha ladki’sms’parnese pehle hi ladke ko kehti hai k muje ab tumse mohabat nhi me tume chor rhi hun 1 dam se tez raftar car unki car se takrati hai ladka usi waqt mar jata ha ladki bach jati ha kuch der bad ladki mobile utha kar ‘sms’parti ha to us k ansu us mobile pe girte hn ‘sms’ me likha tha “jis din tum mujko chor do gi mai mar jauga” respect ur love.
1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse mohbbat ka iqrar karo gi . . or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subah pyar ka iqrar krungi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gayi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagaz mila jis par likha tha * * tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gayi hai . . sorry saali sahiba
Judge: tumhari shikayat hai ki tumhari patni tumhare uppar bartan fekti hai..? pati: ji judge saheb.. judge: kitne dino se fekti hai..? pati: saheb jab se shaadi hui hai tab se.. judge: tumhari shaadi ko kitne saal ho gaye..? pati: 5 saal.. judge: to tumne pichle 5 saalon me shikayat kyu nahi ki..? pati: ji kyuki kal pehli baar uska nishana barabar laga hai....!
True love story.... ek ladka apni g.f se milne daily park m jta tha, lekin ldki pahle pahucti thi aur ldka hmesha late pahucta tha, lekin ldki ne kvi use kuch nhi kha. ek din ldki park m nhi aai toh ldka uske ghr chala gya waha jakar use pata chala ki ldki ko blood cancer h aur vo wahi gir gir kar rone lga aur, isi dukh me wo sucide kr liya aur ek note chor gya tum hamesa jaldi aati thi aur mera wait krti thi lekin,aaj mai jaldi ja rha hu aur tumara wait karunga, ,
Heart touching story . ek ladke ne apne class ki ek ladkiko prapose kiya aur wo raji ho gai. ladka aksar kaha karta tha ki me bina dil ke ji raha hu kyu ki mera dil tere paashai.. kuchh dino baad ladke ne apna irada change kar diya aur ladki se kaha ki me tumse shadi nahi kar sakta mere perents ki khushi hi meri khushi hai.. ladke ne kaha hum hamesa dost hi rahenge aur ladki maan gai... kuchh dino baad ladke ki shadi hui to us ladki ne use"gift"bheja. . ladke negift kholte hi rona chalukar diya... kyu ki"gift me ladki ka dil tha, wobhi khun se lathpath" aur ladki ne likha tha: arey pagaltumhara dilto mere paas tha use bhijva rahi hu, apni wife ko kya doge?
Ek pal ke liye socho, agar dost na hote toh hum kya. kya na kr paate....!! nursery mei gumm hua bottle ka cap kaise dhoondh paatey. lkg mei a,b,c,d likh kr gurur kise batate. ukg me aakar hum kiski pencil uthate. 1st mei button wala compass box kise dikhate. 2nd me girr jane par haath kiska paatey. 3rd me absent hone per copy kiski laatey. 4th me ladd jaane per daant kaise khate. 5th mei fir hum apna lunch kise chakhate.
Humari b thi ek kahani humari b thi ek hasti purani kandhe pe tha 2sto ka hath sara jag jeet lete esa tha yaro ka sath sath baithkar krte the masti jb samosa tha 2rupe or chai thi sasti 2sto ke liye kiya bachpan kurban aaj wo bn baithe is dhdkn ki jaan choti se choti bato ko dil se lagaya fir b kamino ne jate2 khub hansaya pathai ka to sirf ek bahana tha school m to 2sto se milne jana tha marne se phle 2sto ek wada nibhana mri kbr pr akr khna "yaar"uth kl movi dekhne time pr ana!
Must read friendsss ek pal k liye socho agar dost na hote to hum kya hote??... kya na kr paate?? . . nursery me gumm hua bottle ka cap kaise dhoondh paatey...?? . . lkg me aBcd kar gurur kise batate..?? . . ukg me aakar hum kiski pencil uthate..?? . . ist me button wala compass box kise dikhate..?? . . 2nd me girjane par haath kiska paatey..?? . . 3rd me absent hone par copy kiski laate..?? . . 4th me ladh jaane par daant kaise khate..?? . . 5th me fir hum apne lunch kise chakhate..?? . . 6th me teacher ki pitaai par hum kise chidhaate..?? . . 7th me khel kud me hum kise haratey..?? . . 8th me best friend keh kar hum kise milatey..?? . . 9th me algebraic expression hum kisse solve karwate..?? . . 10th me hum reproduction padh kar kise dekh muskuratey..?? . . 11th me apni wali/apna wale ka subject kise bata paatey..?? . . 12th me durho kar aansu kiske kandhe par giratey..?? . . fir bahar ki is duniya me hum kaise kadam uthate..?? . . "yahi to pyar hai" aise words kaha se aate . . mobile no. se lekar uske bhai kitne hai kaise jaan paatey, mummy,papa,di or bhaiya ki kami kaise seh paatey . . har roz copy pen bhulkar college kaise jaate..?? . . "arey batana"exam me aisi aawaz kise lagatey..?? . . birthday pr cake kya hum khud hi apne chehre par lagatey..?? . . bematlab ki baato pr hum kis pr chilatey..?? . . degree milney ki khushi hum kise jata paatey..?? . . aisi hi anginat yaadon ko hum kaise jod paatey..?? . . shayad bina dosto k hums aans to lete pr . zindgi na ji paatey i love my friendzzzzz....