To bhaiyon yeh baat hai akbar ke zamane ki.
usne 9 chutiye paal rakhe the. popularly known as his 9 ratans!!!
birbal aur tansen me bada competition raha karta tha.
ek din gusse me aake tansen kehta hai ki "ab faisla ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada akalmand hai? main shart lagata hoon ki main jodha bai ke mammey choos sakta hoon"
birbal ki has has ke g##nd me dard ho gaya. kehta hai ki "agar tune aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha mein main nangaa aaunga"
bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart.
tansen gaya bazaar ek sapere ke paas. kehta hai ki"bhai, mujhe ek saanp chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ke hona chahiye".
saanp khareed ke tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehta hai "beta sappu uske tang pe kaat". to sappu putle ke taang pe jake das leta hai. aise hi training karte karte sappu tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang, haath, gala, ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai. jahan bhi tansen isharakarta, sappu waha das leta. training karke sappu ab taiyar ho gaya big day ke liye.
ab baat aisi thi ki akbar aur jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me sair ke liye nikalte the. agle din subah tansen bhi apne sappu ke saath bageeche me ja pahuncha aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya.
jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikal ke zameen pe chhod diya aur ishara jodha bai ke mammon ki taraf karke bola. "beta sappu dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani ke mammon ko." sappu phat se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh ke, mansal jangho se gujer ke ch#t ko par kar ke seedha ja pahunchta hai mammon ke beech vali khai me vaha se plan ke mutabik seedha left turn le ke chadh jata hai top pe aur ek second mein saali ko das leta hai nipple pe!
jodha chikhne lagi "arey jahanpanah kuchh keriye"
akbar to paagal ho gaya"arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saanp ne dasliya koi bachao"