Judge: tumhari shikayat hai ki
tumhari patni tumhare uppar
bartan fekti hai..?
pati: ji judge saheb..
judge: kitne dino se fekti hai..?
pati: saheb jab se shaadi hui hai
tab se..
judge: tumhari shaadi ko kitne
saal ho gaye..?
pati: 5 saal..
judge: to tumne pichle 5 saalon
me shikayat kyu nahi ki..?
pati: ji kyuki kal pehli baar uska
nishana barabar laga hai....!