Tabhi tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag ke gaya aur bola"jahan panah ek upaay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka. mein agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri g##nd to naahi katwa denge na.
akbar bola "jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo but meri begum ko bacha lo."
phir kya tha tansen ne phat se jodha bai ko pakda, uske kapde fade aur mammey bahar nikal kar chhosne laga. poore ke poore choos dale.
birbal ne ye baat suni to uski g##nd se maano rocket guzar gaya. man hi man sochne laga bh#nch#d kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar me nang dhadang jaana padega. usne khoob socha, baal khujlaye lekin no idea. g##nd jab khujayee to idea l#nd ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya.
agle din darbaar laga, akbar ne sabke samne tansen ki tareef ki aur kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to jahan panah aaj r#ndwe hote aur akele apne aap hilaa rahe hote.
tansen on the other hand cud not wait for birbal to make an appearance. khushi ke maare pagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab birbal bhare darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to akbar sharm se paani paani ho jayega, yesss. aur wo birbal ke g##nd pe itne hunter maarenge ki birbal ki 7 pushte muh se hagegi.
tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi, sabne dekha ki birbal nanga hokar, apna l#nd haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai. bas phir hona kya tha akbar gusse se laal ho gaya "birbal ye kya gustakhi hai? teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki."
birbal bola "haye jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya mere l#nd pe."
akbar bola "oh my god, tansen ja choos birbal ka l#nd":d:d