Ek baar akbar , birbal aur akbar ki begum bagiche mein ghoomne jaate hai ghoomte ghoomte woh ek ped ke niche aate hai .
akbar : " birbal , humko begum ke saath kuch waqt bitana hai to tum ped ke upar jaakar bait jao"
toh birbal jaakar ped ke upar bait jaata hai. thode samay ke baat.
birbal : " jahapana main upar se sab dekh raha hoon aap mere samane rani ko chod nahi sakte"
akbar : "yeah tum kya keh rahe ho main kaha rani ko chod raha hoon"
birbal : "nahi jhoot mat boliye aap khud yaha aakar dekhiye shaayad yeh jaaduyi ped hai "
asliyat main akbar nichr kuch bhi nahi karta rahta hai phir bhi woh ped ke upar jaata hai . doosre taraf se birbal niche aakar begum ka g##ndmarta hai .
akbar : "arey! birbal tum sahi kehte ho yeah jaduyi ped hai yaha se aisa lagta hai ki koi rani ka ch#d raha hai "