Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed. Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Santa: mujhe apni girlfrnd ko gift dena hai kya du? Banta: diamond ring dede Santa: nahi yaar… esi cheez bata jo usne kbi na pehni ho.. Banta: Phir gents Underwear dede.
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..