Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly, what would you be left with? Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life!
Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land?" Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Santa accompanied Jeeto to a doctor during her pregnancy and asked the doctor, "My wife is five months pregnant and she's very moody". Doctor: So what's your question?
Santa: I am really having a bad day. Banta: What happened? Santa: I had a fight with Jeeto. I wanted to drown my sorrows so I walked into a bar and asked for a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked exactly like me!
Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure. Friend: You could have walked down. Santa: Actually we were going up!
Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back. Judge: Case dismissed!