Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,
School mei…
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,
marks de to kahan?
Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.
Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?
Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
Sir: nikal ja class se!
Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
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