Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali? Banta: By going abroad? Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place! Happy Diwali!
Santa while taking a head-bath was applying shampoo even on his shoulders. Jeeto: Why are you applying shampoo on shoulders? Santa: This shampoo is special. It is clearly written on it "Head and Shoulders"!
Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years? "At college, taking medicine." Santa: And did you finally get well?
Santa: I am unable to sleep. Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music. Santa: How is this all possible in office?
Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you? Doctor: I do. Where's the patient? Santa: I'm the patient also!