Santa: Tumhen Pata Hai Mogambo Ki Shadi Nahin Hui Thi Banta: Tum Kaise Kah Sakte Ho? Santa: Kyonki Agar Mogambo Bhi Shadi-Shuda Hota To Kabhi Bhi Na Kahta "Mogambo Khush Hua"A
Santa Ne Parti Men Akeli Baithi Ek Ladki Se Kaha Kya Aap Dans Karengi? Ladki Uth Kar Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Boli Ha Jarur Santa: To Fir Ye Kursi Main Le Lo?
Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
Bike Pe 4 Log Ja Rahe The. Policeman: Triple Sawaari Mana Hai Aur Tum 4 Log Baithe Ho! Santa Peeche Muda Aur Bola, "Saalon Paanchwa Kahan Gir Geya?"
Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning? Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.