Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!
Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai? Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
Banta: Where do you find the most homely, beautiful and obedient wives of the world? Santa: In Karan Johar's movies!
Banta: What is 'Panic Room'? Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!
Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The! Santa: Toh? Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte? Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!